i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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