I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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