The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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