wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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