Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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