Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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