I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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