If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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