she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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