This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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