I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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