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I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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