i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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