you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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