don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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