Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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