Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dick very happy bro
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
