dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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