Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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