Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
