fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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