highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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