I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
