worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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