the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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