upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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