Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
