love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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