Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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