I could have mohawked her pubes.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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