Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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