fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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