Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
