Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just high enough for therapy.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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