her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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