What a fucking waste of an outfit
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
