is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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