I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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