remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
