Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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