Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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