Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
two words: eviction party
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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