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So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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