I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
