How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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