But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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