I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
