therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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