i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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