Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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