Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
