This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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