Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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