Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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