Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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