I'm really into asian looking animals
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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